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The Unideal Editorial Department
Vistopia's least serious chat show
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Vol. 1: I Am Merely a Transit Station for Money Vol. 2: Beijing, Wasteland and Ruins of the Culinary Desert Vol. 3: One of Our Editors Was Nearly Scammed Vol. 4: Symposium—Why We No Longer Ship Straight Couples Vol. 5: Pang Kuan of New Pants, a Folk Artist Made in China Vol. 6: We Travel to Confirm We Are Living Beings, Not Machines Vol. 7: Women's Day Special—the Disney Princesses We Once Loved Bonus | Chen Hongyu: Without Power Cuts in College, I Would Not Be Who I Am Vol. 8: Fandom Behavior Symposium—You Want My Money and Expect Me to Stay Rational? Vol. 9: The Boss Messages at 11 p.m.—Reply or Not? Vol. 10: The Gullibility Tax Awards—from Fat-Shaking Machines to Skincare and Isatis Root Vol. 11: Tears of an Era—Before the iPhone, We All Played with Wenquxing Vol. 12: Bizarre High-School Memories from Northeast China and Beijing under Exam-Oriented Education Children's Day Special | An Artsy Kid's Cringe Childhood: Did You Submit to Top Novel? Vol. 13: Ideal Cities—Do the Places You've Lived Become Part of You? Vol. 14: I Miss You, Cinema—My Urban Refuge Vol. 15: Influencer-Economy Myths—Is Lao Gan Ma an Influencer? What Exactly Is “Instagram Style”? Vol. 16: Seamless Dating Trends—Why Does Everyone Imagine Themselves as the Victim? Bonus | Beijing Film Festival Poster Designer: Architects Can Use Bricks, but Designers Can't Use Heiti? Vol. 17: Fight Body Shaming by Encouraging Muscular Men to Wear Women's Clothes Vol. 18: Whom Does a JK Girl's Safety Shorts at a Convention Offend? Vol. 19: Has Your Female Friendship Gone Rotten? The Unideal × Yi Yan Bu He | How Do Editors and Comedians Insult People? Vol. 20: Eliminate Parent Energy and Make Conversation Less Exhausting Bonus | How Does a Straight Male Designer Compromise with Tacky Taste? Vol. 21: Client's Grandson, Your Agency Grandpa Is Here Vol. 22: Salvaging the Remains of Feudal Society from Ourselves Vol. 23: Who Doesn't Look Like a “Socialite” While Secretly Shopping on Pinduoduo? Anniversary Special | Thanks for Staying with Us—Let's Keep Lying Flat Next Year The Unideal × Yi Yan Bu He | Partial Observations of Young Urbanites Vol. 24: Effort Is a Talent; If You Don't Have It, Forget It Vol. 25: A Completely Unimportant Year-End Complaint Session Vol. 26: On Yang Li—Feminism Is a Good Meal; You Should Eat More Too The Unideal × Xiaolu of I Can I BB | Who in China Doesn't Love Jackson Yee? Vol. 27: W o r k M a k e s M e H a p p y H a H a :) Vol. 28: Commentator Chen Di—If Intellectuals Don't Criticize, How Are They Different from Salted Fish? The Unideal × Yi Yan Bu He | Who Doesn't Want to Go Home and Lie around Like a Pig? Vol. 29: Essential for Women—Guaranteed to Learn! Vol. 30: Urbanites Have No Freedom to Sleep Vol. 31: Look at This “Comfort Zone”—So Big and Round Vol. 32: Brake the Rat Race by Proudly Being “Useless” on Social Media Vol. 33: Dating Means Talking Nonsense Together Vol. 34: I Love Summer for Vacation, UV Rays, and Love That Goes Nowhere Vol. 35: Young People, Don't Worry—What Should Come Will Come Vol. 36: A Reason to Live Well—Since We're Already Here Vol. 37: Life Is So Boring; I Just Want to Fight Vol. 38: A Symposium on Heterosexual “Privilege” Vol. 39: After Talking with a High-Quality Human Historian, I Finally Understood Bet You Didn't Expect This | When We Were Young, One Pimple Felt Like the End of the World Vol. 40: When You Keep Saying “Men Are No Good,” What Do You Mean?! Vol. 41: Humanities Woman Enters Society—Thank Heaven for Calculators Vol. 42: We Don't Want to Complain about Clients Anymore!!! Vol. 43: Admit It—the City Has Spoiled Us Vol. 44: The Socially Anxious World, between “Who Wants to Hurt Me?” and “I Might Hurt Someone” Bet You Didn't Expect This | Why Is Being a Beautiful Woman without Pain So Hard? Vol. 45: It's Cold—Time to Watch Something Warm Diandian & Blake | In a Steamy Bathhouse, I Connected with the World Two-Year Anniversary Confessions | Enjoying Life in Time Matters Too Vol. 46: Yes! I Love Beijing's “Good Enough” Spirit Vol. 47: Winter Is for Staying under the Covers Vol. 48: Life Is So Boring; I Just Want to Argue Vol. 49: To 2022—No Work, No One in Charge, and Single! Liushou & Jiang Long | Comedy Only Needs Sincerity—Forget Rankings and Status Vol. 50: While Waiting for Spring, Watch Something Absurd, Happy, and Light Vol. 51: People in Long-Distance Relationships Must Be Extraordinary! Shuang Xuetao & Lu Yang | Only Fools Rush In Is Full of Holes, but Still… Vol. 52: “Someone as Perfect as Me Is Somehow Still Exercising!” A Serious Discussion with Zhu Jingxi and Jiang Sida: Whose Underwear Isn't Cool Enough? Vol. 53: The World Is Awful, but My Cat Glows! Vol. 54: Turning Red—Mom, I'm Thirty; Face Reality! Vol. 55: Being Gentle Is the Final Resistance Vol. 56: After Talking with Ma Ka-fai, Major Life Events Became Minor Ones Vol. 57: Dear Benefactor! I Advise You to Be Kind Vol. 58: How Many Times Can an Old Heart Flutter? Shuang Xuetao & Lu Yang | “People Full of Passion Frighten Me” Vol. 59: Mommy! Where's My Bagel? Liang Yongan | The Chance of Getting Marriage Right the First Time Is Low Ma Shifang | Is Chinese-Language Pop Actually Finished? Vol. 60: After Talking with a Doctor, I Learned Everything Depends on Fate Vol. 61: Memories of Graduation Vol. 62: Build a “Spiritual Bunker” before the Wave Arrives Vol. 63: People Who Live Alone Must Be Extraordinary! Vol. 64: Outside My Echo Chamber, I Am Trash As White as Snow, as High as a Mountain | Growing Up Feels Awful—you Can't Even Enjoy the Sunset Vol. 65: I Really Don't Want to Suffer for Being “Sensible” Anymore Vol. 66: Chatting about Rock & Roast 5—“How Much Longer Must We Perform?” Vol. 67: “It's Hard to Speak When You're Gritting Your Teeth” Vol. 68: Those Urban Legends Terrified Us as Children! Vol. 69: I Want to Jog All the Way to Welcome Thirty Vol. 70: How Many More Three-Year Periods Do We Have? Vol. 71: Wow, It Feels Like My Energy Channels Just Opened! Vol. 72: Nothing Beats Clichéd Love Vol. 73: To 2023—After Hardship Comes Fortune; I'm Getting Rich! Vol. 74: Forget It—I Want to Be a Happy Silly Dog Vol. 75: How Could “Study Hard” Come Out of Tudou's Mouth? Vol. 76: Ready to “Become a New Person”! Vol. 77: Chatting about Lunar New Year Films—If Reborn, What Should We Be? Vol. 78: Contradiction Matters More Than Consistency Director of Moses on the Plain | No One Can Escape Life Bonus | Before Extinction, I Want to Do Some Things I Care About Vol. 79: I Love Too Many Sisters to Count Women Who Make Waves: “I Chose to Be a Housewife”? | The Unideal × Don't Be Willful Vol. 80: It's Fine to Take Your Time on the Road “Out” Vol. 81: Passing through the World of K-pop Vol. 82: I'm Done with This Job; I'm Selling Lunchboxes Downstairs Economist Liang Jie | Once You Think It Through, Spending Beats Saving Vol. 83: Urbanites Have Fewer Friends the Longer Life Goes On Vol. 84: Every Renter Has Seen the Cracks in the City Vol. 85: Extremely Introverted; I Only Dare to Act Crazy Vol. 86: A Beijing Drifter's Realization—One Day I Will Leave Vol. 87: Leung Man-tao Wants to Retire?! Vol. 88: International Travel at Last! The World Didn't Change—I Did Vol. 89: Ten Years after Graduation, Am I over My “Gaokao Aftereffects”? Vol. 90: I Only Rolled My Eyes at the World; I Wasn't Condemning It Vol. 91: Relax—You Are Worth Far More Than Your Salary! Vol. 92: Don't Mourn Clothes That Don't Fit—You're the One Paying! Vol. 93: Not Being an Adult for One Summer Night Li Songwei | Urbanites Survive through Activity Partners Vol. 94: Once I Started Going Wild, My World Got Bigger! Vol. 95: Others Date without a Break; I Have Crushes without a Break! Vol. 96: I Found Out Why I Can't Make Money Vol. 97: The World Is Chaos! J Types Scream! P Types Sleep Vol. 98: Quitting Is a Reboot of Life Vol. 99: People Who Believe in Mysticism Must Be Extraordinary! The Bold Enjoy the World First—How Do We Live More Freely? Vol. 100: Glad You Like Showing Off Too The Ultimate Sisters' Gathering from The Big Band 3—Things the Show Didn't Air Vol. 101: “A Clear Autumn Morning, Walking without Needing to Be Happy” Vol. 102: People Who Love We Made a Beautiful Bouquet Must Be Extraordinary! Vol. 103: My Shame about Trying Hard Can Be Cured! Vol. 104: Thirty Is the New Twenty Vol. 105: A Novel Mo Yan Loves Felt Like a Hug from a Little Witch Vol. 106: Nothing Matters More Than the Few of Us Living Well Vol. 107: Be Sensitive without Apology Vol. 108: To 2024—Since Things Have Come to This, Let's Eat First Vol. 109: Most Trusted Stylist of the Year—People in the Comments Vol. 110: Thinkers vs. Feelers—Baby Wants It, Baby Gets It; Ask Why and Baby Screams! Vol. 111: My One and Only “Big Sister” Is My Aunt Vol. 112: Dumpling Dumpling Dum-Dumpling, Herbal Tea Herbal Tea Tea-Tea! Zhang Chun | Reconciliation Isn't Necessary; Rupture Is Normal Vol. 113: Left-Handed Lives Matter Too Vol. 114: Sometimes Be a Couch Potato, Eat Junk Food, and Watch Trash TV Vol. 115: My Greatest Talent Isn't Making Money—It's Being the Sucker Vol. 116: The World Is One Giant Men's Bathhouse, but the Women's Is under Construction! Vol. 117: Spiritual Weeding—Life May Not Be Mine, but My Heart Is Vol. 118: International-Student Confessions—Saving, Exams, Strange Illnesses; I Always Survive! Vol. 119: Me Shipping Couples—All In on Temptation! Vol. 120: Reject Useless Effort—Become a Lazy Hero Today! Vol. 121: Intense Person: Ah! Chill Person: Mm. Vol. 122: I Am the Ancient Greek God of Indecision Vol. 123: Five Years of Work and I Finally Became an Urban Serf Vol. 124: The Miser Hero's Creed—Life Is about Buying the Dip Vol. 125: The Final MBTI—S Types Made Money while N Types Blew Up the World Vol. 126: You Dislike Me? That's Your Business Vol. 127: How Do Adults without Summer Vacation Survive? Vol. 128: Self-Disciplined People Must Be Extraordinary! Vol. 129: A Funny Woman Is Almost Invincible Vol. 130: Love Is Great When It's There and Fine When It Isn't Vol. 131: I'm Still a Coward at Life, and That's Okay Vol. 132: How Easily Does a Niche Hero Get Defensive? Vol. 133: Classic TV Revisited—Is Love Worth Making an Enemy of the World? Vol. 134: Save All Our Tears for the Summer Finale Vol. 135: Anger, Sniping, and Powerless Rage—Why Do We Lose Our Temper So Easily? Vol. 136: We Petty Thieves—How Can We Live Openly? Vol. 137: Everyone Deserves to Win without Apology Once Vol. 138: Spiritual Hangover Cure—Low Energy? Stay There for a While Vol. 139: “I Wish I Could Tell My Former Self It Wasn't Your Fault” Vol. 140: Liu Yang Has Finally Completed All Eighty-One Trials Vol. 141: My Life Goal—Never Get Up Vol. 142: After Disenchantment, I Was Left Completely Bare Vol. 143: From Empresses in the Palace to the World—Their Ambiguous, Shippable Relationships Vol. 144: Must Leaving Have an Answer? I Choose “Maybe” Vol. 145: After His Final Stand-Up Show, Yan Hexiang Stops Running Away Vol. 146: Life Is about Pretending Everything Is Fine Vol. 147: Comedian Echo and Her Small Victory Vol. 148: After Trading Down, I Started Calculating My Hourly Wage Vol. 149: The Longer the Relationship, the Fainter the People? Vol. 150: Her Story Director Shao Yihui—I'm Impatient to Make the Next Film Vol. 151: From Wedding Rants to a Million Followers—Girls Can Get Even Wilder! Vol. 152: Be a Low-Energy Person without Apology Vol. 153: Yan Yi & Yan Yue—Roasting the World at Full Volume Vol. 154: Who Gave Us This Feeling That We Don't Deserve Things? Vol. 155: To 2025—Every Day Alive Is Profit Vol. 156: Decided—I Will Love Many People in This Life Vol. 157: Life Is Tricky; Be Your Own Most Reliable Load-Bearing Wall! Vol. 158: Heartfelt New Year Tea—When Will I Get Rich? Vol. 159: Can My Avoidant Attachment Be Saved? Vol. 160: Without Quitting Halfway, There Is No Long-Termism Vol. 161: Forge the Power of Insensitivity—How Do We Build a New World in a Dump? Vol. 162: A Thirty-Year-Old Reporter's Confession—Not Working Feels Amazing Vol. 163: My Goal Is to Become a Woman Like a Mountain! Vol. 164: Tiffany Tang—Believe “I Can, I Will, I Am Able” Vol. 165: Freedom Is Like a Period—it Always Comes Vol. 166: Spring Ramblings—No Golden Nest Beats My Little Doghouse Vol. 167: The World Hits Me, but I'm Done Taking It! Vol. 168: Life Is about Turning Dark Early Vol. 169: Total Energy-Management Failure! What Did I Do Right? Vol. 170: I Don't Want to Be Passive Anymore Vol. 171: Instead of Doubting Yourself, Blame Someone Else Vol. 172: MBTI Stew—Who Betrayed the Family? Who Misses Their Coworkers? Vol. 173: Confessions at Twenty-Nine—No Glory, No Success, but Happy Vol. 174: Of Course, the More Money the Better Vol. 175: Once You Stop Working, You Never Want to Work Again—but… Vol. 176: Comedian Niaoniao—I'm Worried, Gloomy, and Awkward Vol. 177: I Don't Want a Prepackaged Life Anymore Vol. 178: “I Love You Like Ice Cream on a Summer Night” Vol. 179: Earth Arcade 3, the Peak of All-Women Variety Shows—we Love It! Vol. 180: Living Alone in the City—I'll Bear the Price of Freedom! Vol. 181: We Women Must Make a Living Happily Vol. 182: Decided—I'll Be a Happy Ordinary Person! Vol. 183: Surviving Peacefully Is Already Remarkable Vol. 184: New Comedian Pang Ying—Now I Just Want to Spin with My Bowl Vol. 185: People Who Never Procrastinate Must Be Extraordinary! Vol. 186: Quit Today, Retire Tomorrow—we All Have Bright Futures Vol. 187: My Greatest Skill Is Lying Still Vol. 188: After Thirty Low-Key Years, I Discovered I'm a Genius Vol. 189: Being Single Is My Best Way to Live Vol. 190: Glad You Have Boundaries Too Vol. 191: An Absurd Life—Hold a Happy Funeral Vol. 192: Comedian Lin Jianqi, Your One and Only Choice Vol. 193: Life Is Short—Just Do It Vol. 194: Six Years at Work, Surviving Entirely through Workplace Besties Vol. 195: Confirmed—My Cultural Stamina Is Zero Vol. 196: Traditional Work Is So Boring! Join the Fun of Travel Vol. 197: People with Strong Agency Must Be Extraordinary! Vol. 198: You Don't Need Everyone to Like You Vol. 199: Become Your Own Rich Lady Vol. 200: How Does a Despairing Humanities Graduate Find What They Want to Do? Vol. 201: Spiritual Escape—Living Freely at the “Edge” of the World Vol. 202: Tudou—Comedy Can't Always Aim for the Lowest Common Denominator Vol. 203: What Happens When an Elite P Type Meets an Elite J Type? Vol. 204: Does the World Punish Serious People? Vol. 205: I Want a Friendship with Absolutely No Bottom Line Vol. 206: Annual Spending Review—I Want Money, OK? Vol. 207: Comedian Xinbo—No Need to Ride a Broken Bike for Rotten Money Now Vol. 208: To 2026—Please Let Me Stumble and Crawl toward Happiness Vol. 209: Spiritual Cliffside Chat—How Do We Digest Everyday Pain? Vol. 210: Brain Hygiene—Say Goodbye to Anxiety and Rumination Vol. 211: It's Okay to Mess Up Vol. 212: The No-Killjoy Family Report—Time for the Daughter to Hold Up the Home! Vol. 213: Chen Yuhui of Tianluo Guniang—Being Surrounded by Takeout Is Not Your Fault Vol. 214: Living Means Doing Nothing Vol. 215: Culinary Class Wars 2—Cooking and Being a Person Are the Same Thing Vol. 216: I Have My Reasons for Being Highly Sensitive Vol. 217: I'm Not Exactly Unhappy, but I Feel Irritated Vol. 218: Comedian Liu Rencheng—the Plump Butterfly Takes Flight Vol. 219: Reflections from a Despairing Humanities Graduate after Struggling with AI Vol. 220: Actor Lan Xiya—Life Means Retreating When You Have To Vol. 221: How Do We Turn Declining Days into “Auspicious Days”? Vol. 222: Life Means You Have to Figure It Out Yourself Vol. 223: I've Reached the Age of Wanting a Little Reward for a Little Work Vol. 224: Di An—When Times Are Good, We Always Imagine Something Better Vol. 225: Confessions at Thirty—Limited Sleep, Limited Appetite, Limited Tokens Vol. 226: Urban Serfs Awaken—Be Grass, Be a Wild Boar, Be the Spring Wind Vol. 227: Fast, Slow, Relaxed, or Tense—Who Is Truly Extraordinary? Vol. 228: Midyear Spending Review—How Do We Do Big Things with Little Money? Vol. 229: Zhong Shu—The Person in the Corner Can Still Have Strong Opinions Vol. 230: My Hope for Friendship—When Will a Rich Friend Support Me? Vol. 231: My Greatest Talent Is Letting Myself Off the Hook Vol. 232: I Want to Live without Eating Pressure for Once Vol. 233: Comedian Yarong—the Later You're Seen, the More People See Vol. 234: Clearing Dust from the Mind—How Do We Stop Comparing Ourselves? Vol. 235: Liu Yang—Stop Competing and Live Well First Vol. 236: I Didn't Make Money, but at Least I Got Tired Vol. 237: The Heart Screenwriter Zhou Yifei—Don't Look Back during Hard Times Vol. 238: A Guide to Solo City Life—Be Independent, Not Isolated Vol. 239: I Can't Wait to Meet the Upgraded Version of Me Vol. 240: Plath—I Want to Write Bad Women Full of Life Vol.241 活着就是要每天给自己一顿猛夸